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SmS Fun Is Dil mein aansuyon ke mele hain Tum bin hum bohat akele hain Sab kuch chor kar tumhe mail karte hain Dekho zara hum kitne vele hain You must be a good Runner because you are always running in my mind. You must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter... because I Miss You Always...! Kya ankheiN hain aapki, kya batein hain aapki us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai... Jesay..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se BHOOT nikal aaya hai.... Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!! When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!! Teri yaad mein humne pencil uthaayi liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi socha tha keh usko dil se laga kar rakhenge magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi... When it hurts to look back, and you're scared to look ahead, you can look beside y

You will be happy that you read this all the way through. As you got up this morning, I watched you, and hoped you would talk to me, even if it was just a few words, asking my opinion or thanking me for something good that happened in your life yesterday. But I noticed you were too busy, trying to find the right outfit to wear. When you ran around the house getting ready, I knew there would be a few minutes for you to stop and say hello, but you were too busy. At one point you had to wait, fifteen minutes with nothing to do except sit in a chair. Then I saw you spring to your feet. I thought you wanted to talk to me, but you ran to the phone and called a friend to get the latest gossip instead. I watched patiently all day long. With all your activities I guess you were too busy to say anything to me. I noticed that before lunch you looked around, may be you felt embarrassed to talk to me, that is why you didn't bow your head. You glanced three or four tables o! ver and you noticed

The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders. It's seen in the width of his arms that circle you. The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice. It's in the gentle words he whispers. The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has. It's how good a buddy he is with his kids. The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work. It's in how respected he is at home. The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits. It's in how tender he touches. The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest. It's in his Heart...that lies within his chest. The strength of a man isn't how many women he's loved. It's in how he can be true to one woman. The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift. It's in the burdens he can carry

This was a Real incident in New York.... An Indian walks into a New York City bank and asks to see the loan officer. He says he is going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for such a loan, so the man hands over the keys of a new Rolls Royce parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything is checked out, and the bank agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. An employee drives the Rolls into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Two weeks later, the man returns, repays the $5,000 and the interest, which comes to $15.41. The loan officer says, "We are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that u are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why would you bother to borrow just $5,000?" The Indian replied, "Where else in New York

This is a List of swimming styles commonly known and swum. They are grouped into competition style swimming, recreational swimming, and special purpose swimming as for example water rescue. These grouping, of course, are not definitive, and some special purpose strokes may be swum recreationally and vice versa. Furthermore, it is possible to swim only legs without arms or only arms without legs, but unless this serves a special purpose such sub-styles are not listed. Contents // [showhide] 1 Competition Styles 2 Recreational Styles 2.1 On the Breast 2.2 On the Back 2.3 On the Side 2.4 Other 3 Special Purpose Styles 3.1 Manipulating Objects 3.2 Without Forward Motion [edit] Competition Styles There are four swimming styles commonly swum in competitions. Three of them are regulated by the FINA. These three are: Breaststroke Backstroke Butterfly A fourth competition is for unregulated styles and is called freestyle. During freestyle, it is possible to swim any style on this list. Due to

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????***************************************************************** If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!... ***************************************************************** Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOV U ***************************************************************** Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! ***************************************************************** I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O&q

Husband (A Computer Professor) returning late from work: Husband: "Hi dear. I'm logged in" Wife: Have you brought the grocery? Husband: Bad command or file name wife: But I told you in the morning ? Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort, retry, cancel? Wife: What about my new TV ? Husband: Variable not found Wife: At least, give me your credit card. I need to do some shopping Husband: Sharing violation. Access denied Wife: It was a great mistake that I married an idiot like you Husband: Data type mismatch Wife: You are useless Husband: By default Wife: What about your salary ? Husband: File in use. Try after some time Wife: Who was in the car this morning ? Husband: System is unstable. Press ALT + CTRL + DEL to reboot Wife: Are you going to have some snacks ? Husband: File system full Wife: What is the relation between you and your receptionist ? Husband: only user with WRITE permission Wife: What is my value in this family ? Husband: Unknown virus Wif

Imagine yourself after you pass away Imagine your grave through night and through day Wishing that you did not do as they say Wishing that you had got up and had prayed. Imagine, my friends, the day that you died Imagine all of the tears that they cried Remember how it felt when your body was tied Remember how it felt in the grave which you lied. Imagine the day you'll be called to account Imagine the sum to which your life will amount Think for a moment of the deeds which you mount Think for a moment how much they will count. What will they say of you when you are dead? What will they say, what will be said? Will they speak of all the poor who you fed? Will they remember all the Qu'raan that you read? Think not of them, but of Allaah, Lord of mankind and jinn Think of Allaah when tempted to sin Think of the paradise which you will dwell in Don't wait till later to think what might have been. Unknown Author

Riddles If you have it, you want to share it. If you share it, you don't have it. What is it? A secret. The more you have of it, the less you see. What is it? Darkness What book was once owned by only the wealthy, but now everyone can have it? You can't buy it in a bookstore or take it from a library. A telephone book. What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? A chalkboard What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years? The year 1961 can be read upside down and that won't happen again until 6009! What has no beginning, end, or middle? A doughnut. What has to be broken before it can be used? An egg. What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose? Work - Employment How many bricks does it take to complete a building made of brick? Only one, the last one. What is everything to someone, and nothing to everyone else? Your mind. Big as a biscuit, deep as a cup, even a river can't fill it up. What is it? A kitchen strainer.

The best manner to avoid having negative attitudes and emotions control our bodies is simply to practice the wisdoms that we have been given throughout the Qur'an and Hadith. We should say, 1 "Alhamdullilah" It produces calm and health to practice saying, "Alhamdulillah" for what we have 2 "Insha'Allah" for what we intend 3 "Subhana' Allah" when we see something exciting or amazing 4 Astaghfir'Allah" when we lose our tempers or become weak. and most importantly 5 "Allahu Akbar" when we are faced with the challenges of life. These five phrases, said regularly, are like taking a multi-vitamin for holistic health. There is much wisdom in the Prophet's (SAW) statement (narrated by Abu Huraira), "The strong [person] is not the one who overcomes the people by his strength, but the strong [person] is the one who controls himself while in anger." In fact, staying patient and calm is key to physical strength.

The value of a sister Ask someone Who doesn't have one. To realize The value of ten years: Ask a newly Divorced couple. To realize The value of four years: Ask a graduate. To realize The value of one year: Ask a student who Has failed a final exam. To realize The value of nine months: Ask a mother who gave birth to a still born. To realize The value of one month: Ask a mother who has given birth to a premature baby. To realize The value of one week: Ask an editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize The value of one hour: Ask the lovers who are waiting to Meet. To realize The value of one minute: Ask a person Who has missed the train, bus or plane. To realize The value of one-second: Ask a person Who has survived an accident. To realize The value of one millisecond: Ask the person who has won a silver medal in the Olympics. To realize the value of a friend: Lose one.

American car horns beep in the tone of F. The king of hearts is the only king without a mustache. Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's sensors so they don't know you're there. Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning. The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets. Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin. The first owner of the Marlboro company died of lung cancer. Barbie's full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. Betsy Ross is the only real person to ever have been the head on a Pez dispenser. The citrus soda 7-UP was created in 1929; "7" was selected because the original containers were 7 ounces. "UP" indicated the direction of the bubbles. No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times. 1 in every 4 Americans has appeared on television. Oak trees do not produce acorns until they are fifty years of age or older. A Boeing 747'

What do you see when you look at me Do you see someone limited, or someone free <=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=> All some people can do is just look and stare Simply because they can't see my hair <=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=> Others think I am controlled and uneducated They think that I am limited and un-liberated <=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=> They are so thankful that they are not me Because they would like to remain 'free' <=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=> Well free isn't exactly the word I would've used Describing women who are cheated on and abused <=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=> They think that I do not have opinions or voice They think that being hooded isn't my choice <=><=><=><=><=><=><=><=> They think t

maalik ki gaadi driver ka paseena - chalti hai road par ban kar haseena buri nazar wale, tera moonh kala mera Bharat mahan (lekin janta pareshan) qismat aazma chuka, muqadar aazma raha hoon - Aik baywafa kay kahtir riksha chala raha hoon chandni raat beeti jaa rahi hai - Ullu Ki Patthi, too ab a rahi hai kabhee side say aatee ho kabhee peechay say aatee ho - meree jaan horn day day kar mujhay tum kyon satateey ho maaN ki duA jannat ki hawa - maaN ki bud-duA ja beta rickshaw chala Pappu yaar tang na ker! Zehreeli Nagan koi jal gaya, kisi nai dua di Quaid-e-Azam nay farmaya - tu chal, main aayaa main phir aaon ga tapar hai to paar kar warna bardaasht kar maaN ki duA, baap ka chamaat dekH magar pyar se! Khatharnaak Rambo horn day ker paas kerain Chal Dhanno Phir Milayngay Akhri Shahzada Tera Jadoo Chal Gya Hosh Ker Kherghosh Wo Dekho Mastani ja rahi hay Khuda keray haseenoo ke baap mar jeyeen - maut ka bahana ho hum un ke ghar jeyeen Abey kambakath aisa soochna bhi paap hoga - Kissi rooz

TRAFFIC LIGHT: apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches. PIONEER: early American who was lucky enough to find his way out of the woods. PEOPLE: some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened. SWIMMING POOL: a mob of people with water in it. SELF-CONTROL: the ability to eat only one peanut. CANNIBAL: person who likes to see other people stewed. EGOCENTRIC: a person who believes he is everything you know you are. FOREIGN FILM: any movie shown in Texas theatre that isn't a western. MAGAZINE: bunch of printed pages that tell you what's coming in the next issue. COLLEGE: The four-year period when parents are permitted access to the telephone. EMERGENCY NUMBERS: Police station, fire department and places that deliver pizza. OPERA: When a guy gets stabbed in the back and instead of bleeding he sings. BUFFET: A French word that means "Get up and get it yourself." BABY-SITTER: A teen-ager who must beha

"The most selfish 1 letter "I" Avoid It. Most Satisfactory 2 letters "WE" Use It. Most Poisonous 3 letters "EGO" Kill It. Most used 4 letters "LOVE" Value It. Most Pleasing 5 letters "SMILE" Keep It. Fastest Spreading 6 letters "RUMOUR" Ignore It. Hard Working 7 letters "SUCCESS" Achieve It. Most Enviable 8 letters "JEALOUSY" Distance It. Most Essential 9 letters "PRINCIPLE" Have It. Most Divine 10 Letters "FRIENDSHIP" Maintain It. ****************** "*Life is 4 u, death is 4 me, being happy is 4 u, being sad is 4 me, being together is 4 u, being lonely is 4 me, everything 4 u but u r 4 me. In my life I learned how… 2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong 2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive but I couldn’t learn how.. 2 stop rembering u. People live People die People Laugh People Cry Some give up Some will try Some say hi Some say bye Others may forget YOU but never wi

A REMEDY FOR ALL DISEASES EXCEPT DEATH The Prophet, peace and blessings of Allah be upon him, told us about an effective medicine which can cure all diseases except death. He said: "Use the black caraway for, indeed, it is a remedy for all diseases except Death." Dear Human Beings, All that you have to do is to keep using black caraway and especially its oil which embraces its secretes. The analysis of the black caraway revealed that it contains phosphates, iron, and carbohydrate compounds together with antibiotics which are capable of killing germs. The chemical analysis of the grain also revealed that it contains carotene which is converted in the liver into Vitamin A, the useful vitamin which is well known for its anti-cancer activity. Other analyses proved that the grain contains potent sexual hormones, stimulants, urine and bile diuretics, digestive enzymes, antacids, sedatives, and other useful compounds. Recently it was discovered tha t the black caraway activates the

A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive ever. This virus was discovered yesterday afternoon by McAfee . This virus simply destroys Sector Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its functioning are stored. This virus acts in the following manner: It sends itself automatically to all contacts on your list with the title: "A Card for You". As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened the computer freezes so that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl+alt+del keys or the reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus permanently destroying the hard disk. Yesterday in just a few hours this virus caused panic in New York, according to news broadcast by CNN. This alert was received by an employee of Microsoft itself. So don't open any mails with subject: "A Virtual Card for You." As soon as you get the mail, delete it!! Even if you know the sender !!!

H.O.L.L.A.N.D. - Hope Our Love Lasts And Never Dies. I.T.A.L.Y. - I Trust And Love You. L.I.B.Y.A. - Love Is Beautiful; You Also. F.R.A.N.C.E. - Friendships Remain And Never Can End. C.H.I.N.A. - Come Here.. I Need Affection. B.U.R.M.A. - Between Us, Remember Me Always. N.E.P.A.L. - Never Ever Part As Lovers. I.N.D.I.A. - I Nearly Died In Adoration. K.E.N.Y.A. - Keep Everything Nice, Yet Arousing. C.A.N.A.D.A. - Cute And Naughty Actions Develop Attraction. K.O.R.E.A. - Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity. E.G.Y.P.T. - Everything's Great, You Pretty Thing! M.A.N.I.L.A. - May All Nights Inspire Love Always. T.H.A.I.L.A.N.D - Totally Happy. Always In Love And Never Dull.

I am a book in elegant prints To know my name,here are some hints. Rich in cover and nicely bound In hearts of Muslims I'm rarely found. High on a shelf, I am kept Forgotten there, I am left. With respect I do get lots of kiss, My main point is what they always miss. In a melodious voice they recite me Neglecting the message inside me. At times I am used for phony swear, My true use is very very rare. A miracle I am, that can change the world, All one has to do, is understand my word. I have wisdom, I have treasure, So much so, there is no measure. I'm your saviour; I'm your guide, But who's there to follow and abide. Right from wrong is my Fame, Holy Quran is my name.

1- If you are suffering from exhaustion or tension or permanent headache or nervousness and if you are afraid of tumors, so all u have to do is Sujood. Sujood frees you from your psychological and nerves illnesses. 2- This is the latest result of a scientific study by Dr. Mohamed Diaa ElDeen Hamed, Professor of Biological Sciences and Head of Food Radiation Department in Radiation Technology Center. It is a common knowledge that a human being is exposed to extra waves of radiation and lives, in most cases, in the middle of electromagnetic fields which affects the cells and increase energy. So, as stated by Dr. Diaa, Sujood frees the body from the extra waves that cause many diseases. 3-Communication between cells: It is a kind of a reaction between the cells. It helps the human being to feel the outer space and react with it. Any increase in the electromagnetic waves to which the body is exposed, causes disruption in the cells and consequently the human being is infected by what

FINE This is the word we use at the end of any argument that we feel we are right about but need to shut you up. NEVER use fine to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade. NOTHING This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine". GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don'

Kitab-e-Dil pe LikhaY ThaY kitnay He AfsanaY " Kitab-e-Dil pe Likhay Thay kitnay he AfsanaY Kuch Qisse naYe Thay Aur kuch Berson PuranaY Kuch un ka zikr jo kabhi rug-e-jaan se theY Qareeb Kuch wo jo Aaj Bhi Lagtay Hain BegaanaY Kaash Aisi koi rut koi Moosam Aaye Khushiyon Bhare Geet Hum lagein GungunanaY Aaj Bhi Dil Mera is Aas Pe Zinda Hia Aik roz to Aayein Gay Wo Hum ko MananaY Safha-e-dil ko koi Humare Perh ker dekhaY Khoon-e-jiger se likhaY Hain Sab AfsaanaY Guzra howa Zamana Bhula Do zehen se ApnaY Aatay nahi Loat k Beetay Howe Zamana

May I know the time please?! Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? Old Man: Certainly not. Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time? Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time. Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how? Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.? Young Man: Possible Old Man: Then I will tell you that my daughter has made it and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter. Young Man: Smile

All mobile users pay attention if you receive a phone call and your mobile phone displays (XALAN) on the screen don't answer the call, END THE CALL IMMEDIATELY, if you answer the call, your phone will be infected by a virus. This virus will erase all IMEI and IMSI information from both your phone and your SIM card, which will make your phone unable to connect with the telephone network. You will have to buy a new phone. This information has been confirmed by both Motorola and Nokia. There are over 3 Million mobile phones being infected by this virus in all around the world now. You can also check this news in the CNN web site.

[.] Mobilink was expected to launch their new Tariff rates on the last Monday (30th May, 2005) but till now they are silent. [.] Warid Tel will be reducing their rates the very next day Mobilink reduces their rates. They are waiting for Mobilink to make changes and as soon as Mobilink change its rates Warid Tel will reduce their too. [.] Mobilink & Warid Tel had an agreement on reducing Inter-connect charges between each other. [.] Mobilink Mobile Fair to be held from 3rd June to 7th June of 2005 at Polo Club (Race Course), Golf Lane, GOR 1. Lahore [.] You can win special prizes on the Mobile Fair. [.] It is expected that Mobilink may be introducing its new rates on the Mobile Fair, tomorrow [.] Warid is charging a lot of Hidden Charges. Like Rs.50/month on prepaid users for the VAS (Wap/GPRS/MMS/VoiceMail/etc.) then it again charges us separately (Rs.3 per transaction) for using any of the service. Ufone and Telenor does not charge any monthly charges, they just charge for using

Once upon a time a man asked a woman, "Will you marry me"? She said "No" And the guy lived happily ever after. The End! J

There would be 10 times as many people on the ship. There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white dress, singing in the rain. By the end of the movie the hero would find his long lost mom, dad, sister and brother. It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals. The movie would be called "Pyaar Kiya To Marna Kya". The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother will float in the freezing cold water for days and yet...survive. The villain will drown in the first drops of water. The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson. None of the people would float for long because of the saris. The orchestra would play Raghupati Gaaghav Raaja Raam and ring gantees, and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to another ship. And can you imagine how many times we would hear BACHAOOOO BACHAOOOO???

A little boy asked his mother, "Why are you crying?" "Because I'm a woman," she told him. "I don't understand," he said. His Mom just hugged him and said, "And you never will." Later the little boy asked his father, "Why does mother seem to cry for no reason?" "All women cry for no reason," was all his dad could say. The little boy grew up and became a man, still wondering why women cry. Finally he put in a call to God. When God got on the phone, he asked, "God, why do women cry so easily?" God said: "When I made the woman she had to be special. I made her shoulders strong enough to carry the weight of the world, yet gentle enough to give comfort. I gave her an inner strength to endure childbirth and the rejection that many times comes from her children. I gave her a hardness that allows her to keep going when everyone else gives up, and take care of her family through sickness and fatigue without compla

yeh zaroori hai k hum tum se mohabbat ker lain aur phir tumhen paain yeh zaroori to nahi yeh zaroori hai k hum ehad-e-wafa bhi ker lain aur phir is ko nibhain yeh zaroori to nahi haan yeh zaroori hai ek saath chalain hum dono aur manzil ko bhi paain yeh zaroori to nahi gar zaroori hai tumhen tark-e-taluq kerna chor ker hum tumhen jain yeh zaroori to nahi yeh zaroori hai sunain unhain afsana-e-dil zakham-e-dil sab ko dekhain yeh zaroori to nahi gar zaroori hai teri bazm-e-sehan main shirkat sher hum apne sunain yeh zaroori to nahi