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chemistryyyyy 10/2/2005 11:17 AM * What did one atom tell another? I think I lost an electron Are you sure? Yes, I'm positive. *A small piece of sodium which lived in a testube fell in love with a bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the sodium. The bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through". *Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am". *A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender: "How much for a drink?" The bartender looks at him and >> >>says: "For you, it's no charge". *Why did the white drink dissolve in water? >> >>- Because it was polar. *What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? >> >>- A one molar solution. *Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? >> >>- Because

Dr. Tariq Al Swaidan might grasp your attention: Dr.Tarig Al Swaidan discovered some verses in the Holy Qur'an That mention one thing is equal to another, i.e. men are equal to women. Although this makes sense grammatically, the astonishing fact is that the number of times the word man appears in the Holy Qur'an is 24 and number of times the word woman appears is also 24, therefore not only is this phrase correct in the grammatical sense but also true mathematically, i.e. 24 = 24. Upon further analysis of various verses, he discovered that this is consistent throughout the whole Holy Qur'an where it says one thing is like another. See below for astonishing result of the words mentioned number of times in Arabic Holy Qur'an Dunia (one name for life) 115. Aakhirat (one name for the life after this world) 115 Malaika (Angels) 88 . Shayteen (Satan) 88 Life 145 ...... Death 145 Benefit 50 . Corrupt 50 People 50 .. Messengers 50 Eblees (king of devils)

Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you either hear, or are about to repeat a rumor. Phiosopher Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day he came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?" "Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test." "Triple filter?" "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?" "No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..." "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) You pummel it with iron rod (+10) It's her pet (-10) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by her side the entire party (0) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2) Named Tina (-4) Tina is a dancer (-6) Tina has silicon implants (-80) HER BIRTHDAY You take he

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee... A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effec

We share the pain of those who lost their love ones in the recent earthquake. This article reported in BBC news 5 days before the earthquake reminds me of the allegedly prostitution consented by parents in Indonesia before the Tsunami disaster. Sometimes calamities despite of its horrible effects can be a blessing when it can save the survivors from being infected or consumed by the existing disease of the society or the abhorred sin. God knows best, Allah ho alam. May we be forgiven of our sins, ameen. First gay 'marriage' in Pakistan A gay couple have become the first to get "married" in Pakistan, according to reports from the region. Witnesses said a 42-year-old Afghan refugee held a marriage ceremony with a local tribesman of 16 in the remote Khyber region bordering Afghanistan. Gay marriage is not legal in conservative Muslim Pakistan. On hearing of the wedding, a tribal council told the pair to leave the area or be killed for breaking religious and tribal &quo

Severe earthquake jolts and aftershocks continues till now in Northern Areas, Pakistan after a massive earthquake on October 8th 2005. Around 70,000-80,000 people are homeless and staying in tents or makeshift arrangement under subzero temperatures You can contribute by spending a few minutes of your spare time and sponsors will donate on your behalf to relief activities. Log on to http://donate-my-time.biz.ly/ and by spending 10 minutes you could contribute a lot. I have done by bit of donation, its your turn now. Please copy and forward this message to all your friends.

People are often unreasonable, Illogical and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, some may destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you’ve got anyway. You see, in the final analysis, it is all between you and God; If was never between you and them anyway.

Here is something cheerful to start off your day. Cheers SUB: AMITABH BACHAN FAINTED DURING KBC-2 Santa Singh, a contestant in KBC-2 is on his 12th question Amitabh: Apka 12th question 25 lakh rupayon ke liye yeh raha apke samne.. Contestant Santa Singh is tensed. Amitabh: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan...Film Star Abhishek Bachchan ke Pitaji ka Naam kya hai (with a smile on his face..)... aapke options hain&& Computer Screen: A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav C. Moh. Azharuddin D. General Perverz Musharaff. Santa, biting his nails and very tensely looking at the screen. Amitabh: Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt for A) but Santa is still confused. Amitabh: Apke pas do life line abhi bhi jeewit hain 50:50 and phone a friend Santa: I think it is Option-A but am not sure. Amitabh: Not sure... Hmmm Aap kya karna chahenge? Santa: I would like to use 50:50. Amitabh: Ok computer Ji, Santa Ji apni teesri life line 50:50 ka istemal karna chahte h

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down to the child's level, the priest miles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

You love me When YOU Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Asked Me: "What Is It?" When YOU Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Blushed.. YOU Look Down And Smile.. When YOU Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Put YOUR Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear.. When YOU Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N Said : "YOU Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.." When YOU Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Said: "If YOU Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.." When YOU Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For YOU To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.." When YOU Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Were Knitting And YOU Laugh At Me.. When YOU Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Smile At Me.. When YOU Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love YOU

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable. And able to run on diet coke and leftovers, Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart And she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. &qu