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AMITABH BACHAN FAINTED DURING KBC-2 10/3/2005 12:06 AM

Here is something cheerful to start off your day.

Cheers



SUB: AMITABH BACHAN FAINTED DURING KBC-2

Santa Singh, a contestant in KBC-2 is on his 12th question

Amitabh: Apka 12th question 25 lakh rupayon ke liye yeh raha apke
samne..

Contestant Santa Singh is tensed.

Amitabh: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan...Film Star Abhishek
Bachchan ke Pitaji ka Naam kya hai (with a smile on his face..)...
aapke options hain&&

Computer Screen:

A. Amitabh Bachan

B. Laloo Prasad Yadav

C. Moh. Azharuddin

D. General Perverz Musharaff.

Santa, biting his nails and very tensely looking at the screen.

Amitabh: Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt for
A) but Santa is still confused.

Amitabh: Apke pas do life line abhi bhi jeewit hain 50:50 and phone a
friend

Santa: I think it is Option-A but am not sure.

Amitabh: Not sure... Hmmm Aap kya karna chahenge?

Santa: I would like to use 50:50.

Amitabh: Ok computer Ji, Santa Ji apni teesri life line 50:50 ka istemal
karna chahte hain to screen se 2 galat javab mita dijiye..aur screen par
chhodiye ek sahi jawab aur ek randomly selected jawab.

Computer after deleting two names, leaves two options which are

B. Laloo Prasad Yadav

D. General Perverz Musharaff

Now, Amitabh is confused himself and tensed thinks how come the computer
has made this mistake

But as is said in bollywood the show must go on.


Now Santa is confused.

Santa: I would like to use the last life line phone a friend..

Amitabh: Aap kisko phone karna chahenge?

Santa: Mein Jaya Bachan ji ko phone karna chahoonga.

and Amitabh Fainted!!!!!

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