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If windows were to be in Punjabi, then you would be using the following commands on your computer: Send = Sutto Insert = Wich Paao Attachement = Naal Laao Edit = Sidda Karo View = Waikhee Jaao Forward = Aggay Sutto Inbox = Undar Da Daak Khaana Outbox = Baar Da Daak Khana Trash = Gandh Sent Items = Paiji Gayee Dak Address Book = Patay Wali Kaapy Reply = Paijan Walay Nu Jawab do Reply All = Saareyaan Nu Jawab do Delete = Mitti Pao Download = Thallay Laao Download All = Saary Cheezan Noon Thallay Laao Properties = Jaidaad Connect = Naal Milaao Fonts = Likhaai Accounts = Galla Drafts = Chitheeyaan Find = Labbo Paste = Nakal aadar likho From = Paijan Walaa Banda To = Jino pajna hai Subject = Khaas Gall Carbon Copy = Koelay Walee Naqal Blind Carbon Copy = Anni Koelay Walee Naqal Stationery = Pensal, Rubbur, Shaapnar Folders = Thailay High priority = Waddee

Doctor doctor i keep feeling, that i'm covered in gold pain. Don't worry, its just a gilt complen. My husband is so simple he even takes a saddle and riding hat to bed with him in case of night mars. What's the easiest way to get to heaven quickly? Stand in the fast lane of a motor way. Patient : Doctor , Doctor , people are always ignoring me. Doctor : Next. Jill : Do you know what you look like with your eyes shut? Jan: No. Jill : Well, have a look in the mirror with your eyes shut. Father : How were your marks in the exam, daughter? Daughter : Under water. Father : What do you mean? Daughter : Below C level. What does your watch say? Tock , Tick. That's a bit odd, isn't it? Yes i'm afraid it's a bit backward. If I give you 3 rabbits...and then I give you 2 rabbits...howmany will you have?"asked the math teacher. The student said "Six." "Six?" asked the math teacher. "Yes, I've got one already. Patient : I feel funny, doc

>**This can really make you think. It actually >made me mad while I was reading it, but I had to >send it because of the P.S. This is deep... and I >wasn't going to forward or share it, but that >last >line... you'll see. ********** > >It really made me think woah!! damn,is satan >around me???? ya Allah , Forgive me.. > >A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN >I saw you yesterday as you began your daily >chores. >You awoke without kneeling to pray Fajr. >As a matter of fact, you didn't even say >Bismillah >before your meals, or >pray Isha before going to bed last night. >You are so unthankful, I like that about you. >I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not >changed your way of living, >Fool, you are mine. >Remember, you and I have been going steady for >years, >and I still don't love you yet. >As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate >Allah. >I am only using you to get even with Al

1. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile. 2. There are moments in life when you really miss someone that you want to pick them up from your dreams and hug them. Hope you dream of that someone. 3. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go, be what you want to be, because you have only one life and one chance to do all the things you want in life. 4. May you have...Enough happiness to make you sweet Enough trials to make you strong Enough sorrow to keep you human Enough hope to make you happy And enough money to keep you comfortable. 5. When one door of happiness closes, another opens. But we often took so long at the closed door, that we don't see the one which has been opened for us. Join me at aloktimessabseteez @ yahoogroups.com 6. The best kind of friend is the one you could sit on a porch, swing with, never saying a word and then walk away feeling like that was the best conversation

Titanic Version You jump ... I jump Friend version I want to jump ... anybody else want to jump ? Leadership version I jump ... all of you jump after me Follower version We will jump after you jump Coward version You jump ... tell me if it is ok ... then I jump Calculative version I've already jump last time ... now it is your turn to jump Commercial version You should jump because every celebrities and famous people jump Programmer version If (you.jump()) then (I.jump()) Complicated version If you jump then I jump that means if You don't jump I might still jump but if I don't jump means you didn't jump. Doubtful version You jump .... are you sure you want to jump ? .... no kidding? ... promise? Gambler version We'll throw a coin if it is head I jump ... if it is tail you jump Tarzan version (just got to know Jane) "Me Tarzan You Jump" Forrest gump version "My name is Jump, Forest Jump" 007 version My name Bond, Jump s Bond Arnold&#

There was once a man who was an enemy to Islam. He had three famous questions that no person could answer. No Islamic scholar in Baghdad could answer his three questions...thus he made fun of Islam in public. He constantly ridiculed Islam and the Muslims. One day a small boy, who was 10, came along and heard the man yelling and screaming at Muslims in the street. He was challenging people openly to answer the three questions. The boy stood quietly and watched. He then decided that he would challenge the man. He walked up and told the man, "I will accept your challenge". The man laughed at the boy and ridiculed the Muslims even more by saying, "A ten year old boy challenges me. Is this all you people have to offer!" But the boy patiently reiterated his stance. He would challenge the man, and with Allah's help and guidance, he would put this to an end. The man finally accepted. The entire city gathered around a small "hill" where open addresses were usu

Young Man: Sir, may I know the time, please? Old Man: Certainly not. Young Man: Sir, but why? What are you going to loose, if you tell me the time? Old Man: Yes, I may loose something if I tell you the time. Young Man: But Sir, can you tell me how? Old Man : See, if I tell you the time you will definitely thank me and may be tomorrow again you will ask me the time. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: May be we meet two three times more and you will ask my name and address. Young Man: Quite possible. Old Man: One day you may come to my house saying you were just passing by and came into wish me. Then as a courtsey, I will offer you a cup of tea. After my courteous approach you will try to come again. This time you will appreciate tea and ask who has made it.? Young Man: Possible Old Man: made itThen I will tell you that my daughter has and I will then have to introduce my young and pretty daughter to you &; you will admire my daughter. Young Man: Smiles. ;) Old Man: Now onwards you

A Japanese traveler wanted to visit Pakistan. He reached the airport & hailed a taxi. The taxi driver was from Karachi. The Japanese said: Your taxi goes very slow. Japanese taxi goes very fast. Your buses are very slow. Japanese buses are very fast. 'What!!!!' yelled the Japanese at the end of the journey, 'your meter goes very fast!' 'Yes, sir', said the taxi driver, 'Made in Japan!'

Just open your arms.. and take a deep breath.. hold your breath for a minute. close your eyes.... put your right hand on your heart.. and listen ... is your heart is saying something to you... is there's some thing that interrupting you if yes, that means you are not fully devoted to your love if no, it means that you are feeling the fragnance of love so just do what your heart says... After that if you want to know that the person whom you like, do you and your heart really likes that heart than just do one thing bring him into your mind as well asthoughts for a minute and say his name a little louder and if you are able to say it for only once than he is normalfriend if twice than a nicefriend if thrice than best friend if four times than more than a friend but if your tounge goes on saying his name for infinity times than he is the one always in your thoughts and in life...............!

WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME > ALL YOU CAN SEE > IS THE SCARF THAT COVERS MY HAIR. > MY WORDS YOU CAN'T HEAR > BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO FULL OF FEAR, > > > YOU THINK IT'S NOT MY OWN CHOICE, > IN YOUR OWN "LIBERATION" YOU REJOICE. > YOU'RE SO THANKFUL THAT YOU'RE NOT ME. > YOU THINK I'M UNEDUCATED, > TRAPPED, OPPRESSED AND SUBJUGATED. > YOU'RE SO THANKFUL THAT YOU ARE FREE. > > > BUT WESTERN WOMAN YOU'VE GOT IT WRONG- > YOU'RE THE WEAK AND I'M THE STRONG, > FOR I'VE REJECTED THE TRAP OF MAN. > FANCY CLOTHES-LOW NECK, SHORT SKIRT, > THESE ARE DEVICES FOR PAIN AND HURT, > I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT LITTLE PLAN. > ALWAYS JUMPING TO THE MALE AGENDA, > COMPETING ON HIS TERMS. > > > NO JOB SHARE, NO CRECHE FACILITIES, > NO FEEDING AND NAPPY CHANGING AMENITIES. > NO TIME OFF FOR MENSTRUAL PAIN- > "HORMONES" THEY LAUGH "WHAT A SHAME." > NO EQUAL PAY

01. Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental! 02. Are you always so stupid or is today a special occasion? 03. As an outsider, what do you think of the human race? 04. I'd like to kick you in the teeth, but why should I improve your looks? 05. At least there's one thing good about your body. It isn't as ugly as your face! 06. Brains aren't everything. In fact, in your case they're nothing 07. Careful now, don't let your brains go to your head! 08. I like you. People say I've no taste, but I like you. 09. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? 10. If I had a face like yours. I'd sue my parents! 11. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent! 12. Don't get insulted, but is your job devoted to spreading ignorance? 13. Keep talking, someday you'll say something intelligent! 14. Don't you love nature, despite what it did to you? 15. Don't think, it may sprain your brain! 16. Fellows like you don't

He remembered his grandmother's warning about praying on time: "My son, you shouldn't leave prayer to this late time". His grandmother's age was 70 but whenever she heard the Adhan, she got up like an arrow and performed Salah. He, however could never win over his ego to get up and pray. Whatever he did, his Salah was always the last to be offered and he prayed it quickly to get it in on time. Thinking of this, he got up and realized that there were only 15 minutes left before Salat-ul Isha. He quickly made Wudhu and performed Salat-ul Maghrib. While making Tasbih, he again remembered his grandmother and was embarrassed by how he had prayed. His grandmother prayed with such tranquility and peace. He began making Dua and went down to make Sajdah and stayed like that for a while. He had been at school all day and was tired, so tired. He awoke abruptly to the sound of noise and shouting. He was sweating profusely. He looked around. It was very crowded. Every directio

Why does wet fabric appear darker? When fabric gets wet, light coming towards it refracts within the water, dispersing the light. In addition, the surface of the water causes incoherent light scattering. The combination of these two effects causes less light to reflect to your eyes and makes the wet fabric appear darker. Why does water not calm the tongue after eating hot spicy food? The spices in most of the hot foods that we eat are oily, and, like your elementary school science teacher taught you, oil and water don't mix. In this case, the water just rolls over the oily spices. What can you do to calm your aching tongue? Eat bread. The bread will absorb the oily spices. A second solution is to drink milk. Milk contains a substance called "casein" which will bind to the spices and carry them away. Alcohol also dissolves oily spices. Why is blue for boys and pink for girls? In ancient times, it was believed that certain colours could combat the evil spirits that linger

This is an actual photo -- not doctored -- of Michael Jackson in a court appearance this week defending himself against charges that he backed out of concert appearances. The judge made him take his surgical mask off.