Skip to main content

test your intelligence

Where was the first potato found?
Ans: In the ground.

2. What comes down but never goes up?
Ans: rain.

3. If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats?
Ans: three minutes.

4. What can fly but has no wings?
Ans: Time. sss

5. What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes?
Ans: Horse.

6. I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I?
Ans: Rainbow.

7. How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty.
Ans: XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX.

8. There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree.
A hunter fired and tow of them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree?
Ans: Non.

9. Two sons and two fathers went hunting.
They succeeded in hunting one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three pigeons.
How is that ??
Ans: They were only three persons, son father and grandfather.

10. Which is the hardest key to turn?
Ans: Donkey.

11. which part of London in France?
Ans: -N-

12: why ur nose is not twelve inches long?
Ans: Because then it would be a foot.

13. What r the largest ant in the world?
Ans: Elephant.

14.what is the easiest way to get to heaven quickly?
Ans: just stand in front of the fast moving car

15. Where do fish keep their money?
Ans: at the river bank.

16. Which sea has waves but no water?
Ans: BBC.

17. What do u calls an Arabian milkman?
Ans: milk shaikh.

18. Which is the most shocking city in the world?
Ans: electricity.

20. Which fish lives in heaven?
Ans: Angel fish.

21. What do u calls a sleeping bull?
Ans: A bulldozer.

Comments

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

CANNE-DEMONIUM

The scene resembled that of a pre-independent era, set in the Indian territory of Puducherry, where the French were trying to infiltrate India and inflict pain upon us with their advanced weapons. Except that it was mid-May 2007 in the French town of Cannes and it was the Indians trying to infiltrate France and inflict pain upon them with our Bollywood movies. One of the stars who made her presence felt at the Cannes Fest was Preity Zinta who was there to promote her theory that she did not have an affair with Louis the XVI that caused a rift between him and Marie Antoinette. The French media responded by asking her, “Qui l’enfer vous est?” (Who the hell are you?). She screamed a flurry of obscenities in Hindi at them and asked them to pardon her French. Rumors floated that Hrithik Roshan was seen flying around the area with his right hand up in the air screaming, “The double-thumb is here.”John Abraham,...
25 comments
Read more

Uncounted Blessings

Whenever we gather together, The words are not easy to find, But love speaks a common language When people have ties that bind. We don't always say what we're feeling As often as families should; We don't count our blessings out loud, But somehow they're understood. We know that we're thankful for living With the comfort of each other's care; We're grateful for memories and stories, And the jokes that our family shares. We might leave a promise unspoken, But we know that we're loyal and true; We can count on companions through life, In the sunshine and shadows, too. We might show some special attention To a stranger, acquaintance, or guest, But we never forget in our hearts About those that we really love best. These blessings can never be counted Like money or gold dividends; They can only be shared as the love That exists when families are friends
Post a Comment
Read more

Five Phrases...We Should Practice

The best manner to avoid having negative attitudes and emotions control our bodies is simply to practice the wisdoms that we have been given throughout the Qur'an and Hadith. We should say, 1 "Alhamdullilah" It produces calm and health to practice saying, "Alhamdulillah" for what we have 2 "Insha'Allah" for what we intend 3 "Subhana' Allah" when we see something exciting or amazing 4 Astaghfir'Allah" when we lose our tempers or become weak. and most importantly 5 "Allahu Akbar" when we are faced with the challenges of life. These five phrases, said regularly, are like taking a multi-vitamin for holistic health. There is much wisdom in the Prophet's (SAW) statement (narrated by Abu Huraira), "The strong [person] is not the one who overcomes the people by his strength, but the strong [person] is the one who controls himself while in anger." In fact, staying patient and calm is key to physical strength.
Post a Comment
Read more