chemistryyyyy 10/2/2005 11:17 AM * What did one atom tell another? I think I lost an electron Are you sure? Yes, I'm positive. *A small piece of sodium which lived in a testube fell in love with a bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the sodium. The bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through". *Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am". *A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender: "How much for a drink?" The bartender looks at him and >> >>says: "For you, it's no charge". *Why did the white drink dissolve in water? >> >>- Because it was polar. *What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? >> >>- A one molar solution. *Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? >> >>- Because ...