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Various laws that are applicable in day to day life..... 💮 Law of equality : The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min! ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.😅 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮Bath Theorem: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.😓 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with you don't want to be seen with.😥 ➖➖➖➖➖➖➖➖ 💮 Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a mach...

Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is. You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit. When everything else is lost, the future still remains. Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war. The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave. If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything. If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better. Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age. You won't get a second chance to make the first impression. Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes. Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.   If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks. Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything There are two kinds of failures. Those who think and never do, and those who do a...

A little gift, was once passed to me, and i would like,to pass it to you. Now i hope that you,may cherish this, And perhaps,possibly pass along too. It's not a gift that you can open Like a box of sweets , or treasure But brings much love, this i guarantee, Granting many endless days of pleasure. Its not even rare but its unto its own And not ever on sale in a store Its also unique yet extremly well known So just why would i give this away? Well if u store it close to your heart It will guide and console you And help you smile when times are bleak Its a magic gift through and through This Gift is invisible to the eye you see Its the gift of a friend and people like you Friends From Beginning To End I wish i were a tiny little angel Sent down from heaven above I wish i had a special meaning Like the symbol of hope in a dove I wish i were a wee small fairy Spreading endless magical dust Flying about all my spicial friends Bringing them joy a definit...

"This is a story of a man walking in the jungle. A roaring lion ran towards him, and the man ran as fast as he could to escape from it. He noticed a well in front of him and he jumped inside hoping to escape from the lion. As he was falling inside the well, he grabbed onto the rope and saved himself. The man was so relieved but when he looked down he saw a big snake at the bo ttom of the well. It had its jaws wide open ready to swallow him up. The man then looked up and saw two mice nibbling at the rope. A black mouse and a white were both chewing into the rope. The scary lion was still prowling outside the well. The man’s heart was pounding as he wondered how he could escape from this. Then he noticed a honeycomb in front of him which had delicious honey dripping from it. He stuck his finger into the honey and put it inside his mouth. It was delicious and for a moment he forgot about the lion, the snake and the two mice chewing at the rope. Imam al-Ghazal...

A young couple moves into a new neighborhood. The next morning, while they are eating breakfast, the young woman sees her neighbor hang the wash outside. "That laundry is not very clean", she said, "she doesn't know how to wash correctly. Perhaps she needs better laundry soap." Her husband looked on, but remained silent. Every time her neighbor would hang her wash to dry, the young woman would make the same comments. About one month later, the woman was surprised to see a nice clean wash on the line and said to her husband: "Look! She has learned how to wash correctly. I wonder who taught her this." The husband said: "I got up early this morning and cleaned our windows!" And so it is with life: "What we see when watching others depends on the purity of the window through which we look. Before we give any criticism, it might be a good idea to check our state of mind and ask ourselves if we are ready to see th...

After a meeting I was coming out of a hotel and I was looking for my car keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room... it wasn't there. Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. My husband has shouted many times for leaving the keys in the ignition. My theory is, the ignition is the best place not to lose them. His theory is that the car will be stolen. Imme diately I rushed to the parking lot, I came to a terrifying conclusion. His theory was right. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, car number and description of the place where I parked etc. I equally confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, to my husband!!! "Honey," I stammered; I always call him "honey" in times like these. "I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen. " There was a period of silence. I thou...

I stare at the wall in front of me Its like a television of my thoughts For hours I sit and stare at nothing In my mind its been heavy labour I haven`t looked in the mirror for days But I know what it has to say It will say it sees a battlefield Where i am scarred deeply grieved So to save myself from the misery I look not And at this plain wall I stare again I smile as tears roll down my cheeks I see him smile and cry beside me I spend and waste my nights in sighs The days bring grief in amounts very high Oh! I had fallen and badly too Though so many had warned me true Each day I sink like being stabbed Agony pierces my soul but never hope I know he dies each moment of each day too I wish I could be there to help him through They came upon us like a cape of black clouds Crushed us beneath their discipline crowns Time heals all wounds they say For this to happen i kneel and pray And at the plain wall I stare again With hope of life for whos`love is white paint ...

A Desi chap was deeply in love with a pretty foreign girl, whom he wanted. But he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go alone and with the help of a dictionary, he wrote a letter of proposal to her. HE WROTE : Most worthy of your estimation after a long consideration and much mediation. I have a strong indication to become your relation. As to my educational qualification, it is no exaggeration or fabrication that I have passed my matriculation examination; no doubt without any hesitation and very little preparation. What do you say to the solemnization of our marriage celebration according to the glorification of modern civilization and with a view to the expansion of the population of present generation. On your approbation of the application, I shall make preparation to improve my situation, and if such obligation is worthy of consideration it will be our argumentation of the joy and exaltation of our joint dissimilation. ...

A little gift, was once passed to me, and i would like,to pass it to you. Now i hope that you,may cherish this, And perhaps,possibly pass along too. It's not a gift that you can open Like a box of sweets , or treasure But brings much love, this i guarantee, Granting many endless days of pleasure. Its not even rare but its unto its own And not ever on sale in a store Its also unique yet extremely well known So just why would i give this away? Well if u store it close to your heart It will guide and console you And help you smile when times are bleak Its a magic gift through and through This Gift is invisible to the eye you see Its the gift of a friend and people like you Friends From Beginning To End I wish i were a tiny little angel Sent down from heaven above I wish i had a special meaning Like the symbol of hope in a dove I wish i were a wee small fairy Spreading endless magical dust Flying about all my spec...