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Laws which Newton forgot to mention........

Various laws that are applicable in day to day life.....

💮 Law of equality :

The time taken by a wife when she says I'll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says 'I'll cal u in 5 min!
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💮 Law of Queue:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
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💮 Law of Telephone:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy tone.😅
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💮 Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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💮 Law of the Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.😐
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💮Bath Theorem:

When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.😓
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💮 Law of Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with you don't want to be seen with.😥
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💮 Law of the Result:

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. 😳
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💮 Law of Bio mechanics:

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. 😣
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💮 Theatre Rule:

People with the seats at the farthest from the screen arrive last. 😅
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💮 Law of Coffee:

As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will
last until the coffee is cold. 😩
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💮 Law of Proposal :

After u accept a proposal you will get a better one..😜

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