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Don't you wish when life is bad and things just don't compute, That all we really had to do was stop and hit reboot? Things would all turn out ok, life could be so sweet If we had those special keys Ctrl, Alt, and Delete Your boss is mad, your bills not paid, your wife, well she's just mute Just stop and hit those wonderful keys that make it all reboot You'd like to have another job but you fear living in the street? You solve it all and start a new, Ctrl, Alt, and Delete

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Every single one of us lived our lives a different way. Some of us grew strong, while others grew weaker by each day. Some of us were healthy, while others were sick. Some of us flew through the day, while others watched the minutes tick. Some of us ran to help those in need, While others took advantage and strengthened their greed. Some of us were wealthy, while others remained poor. Some of the diseases destroyed lives, while scientists searched for the cure. Some of us were fair, while others were not. Some of us got away while others got caught. Some of us were athletic while others remained still. Some of us treasured life, while others searched for a way to kill. Some of us were not afraid, while others remained meek. Some of us were popular, while others were named as "the geek" Some of us believed in God, while others didn't care. Some of us believed life was cruel, while others believed it was fair. Some of us lived life to the fullest, while others threw it all ...

Dosti karo collegwali se, pyar karo officewali se, program karo padoswali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilwali se, aur mar khao gharwali se --------------------------------------------- exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI, exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI. --------------------------------------------- Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de tadap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de ----------------------------------------------- Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki, Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal khatam ho gayi!! ----------------------------------------------- Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola ------------------------------------------------- Yadd Karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai...

What If Titanic sank Today?: Reaction from different countries: U.S.A: "A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network." (president Bush..whoelse?) U.K: "I have spoken to the president of United States and we have both agreed that the sinking of titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein is clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and this has to be dealt with." (Prime minister Blair) Iraq: "LOL!!!" (President Saddam Hussain) Israel: "These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have commited such a crime..we will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps." (ariel Sharon..bastard) C...

1. Create a "New Folder" on your computer 2. Name it "Project Manager" 3. Send it to trash 4. Empty the trash 5. Your computer will ask you "Do you really want to get rid of "Project Manager"?" 6. Answer calmly, "Yes", and press the mouse button firmly.. (AND YOU FEEL BETTER ALL DAY...YES YES ! )

This is a conversation that took place between a person(Y) in the public and a marketing guy(X). X: Which shaving cream do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which aftershave do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which deodorant do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which toothpaste do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which shampoo do you use? Y: Baba's X: Which vests do you use? Y: Baba's X (Frustrated): Okay, tell me, What is this Baba? Is it an international company??? Y: No, He is my roommate.

Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language? Let's face it English is a stupid language. There is no egg in the eggplant No ham in the hamburger And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple. English muffins were not invented in England French fries were not invented in France. We sometimes take English for granted But if we examine its paradoxes we find that Quicksand takes you down slowly Boxing rings are square And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. If writers write, how come fingers don't fing. If the plural of tooth is teeth Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth If the teacher taught, Why didn't the preacher praught. If a vegetarian eats vegetables What the heck does a humanitarian eat!? Why do people recite at a play Yet play at a recital? Park on driveways and Drive on parkways You have to marvel at the unique lunacy Of a language where a house can burn up as It burns down And in which you fill in a fo...

A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place. The man says, "What's the problem, officer?" Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone." Man: "No sir, I was going 65." Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.) Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt." Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car." Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt." The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!" The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?" The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."

Funny SMS Shayri.. Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U?????? ***************************************************************** If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!... ***************************************************************** Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOV U ***************************************************************** Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! ***************************************************************** Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikaya...

Technology Aircraft Carrier An aircraft carrier gets about 6 inches per gallon of fuel. Airplanes * The first United States coast to coast airplane flight occurred in 1911 and took 49 days. * A Boeing 747s wingspan is longer than the Wright brother's first flight (120ft). Aluminum The Chinese were using aluminum to make things as early as 300 AD Western civilization didn't rediscover aluminum until 1827. Automobile George Seldon received a patent in 1895 - for the automobile. Four years later, George sold the rights for $200,000. Coin Operated Machine The first coin operated machine ever designed was a holy-water dispenser that required a five-drachma piece to operate. It was the brainchild of the Greek scientist Hero in the first century AD. Compact Discs Compact discs read from the inside to the outside edge, the reverse of how a record works. Computers * ENIAC, the first electronic computer, appeared 50 years ago. The original ENIAC was about 80 feet long, weighed 30...

Today before you think of saying an unkind word Think of someone who can't speak Before you complain about the taste of your food Think of someone who has nothing to eat Before you complain about your husband or wife Think of someone who's crying out to God for a companion Today before you complain about life Think of someone who went too early to heaven Before you complain about your children Think of someone who desires children but they're barren Before you argue about your dirty house someone didn't clean or sweep Think of the people who are living in the streets Before whining about the distance you drive Think of someone who walks the same distance with their feet And when you are tired and complain about your job Think of the unemployed, the disabled and those who wished they had your job But before you think of pointing the finger or condemning another Remember that not one of us are without sin and we all answer to one maker And when depressing thoughts seem...

At 4 Years My daddy is great. At 6 Years My daddy knows everybody. At 10 Years My daddy is good but is short tempered At 12 Years My daddy was very nice to me when I was young At 14 Years My daddy is getting fastidious. At 16 Years My daddy is not in line with the current times. At 18 Years My daddy is becoming increasingly cranky. At 20 Years Oh! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up with him. At 25 Years Daddy is objecting to everything. At 30 Years It's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young. At 40 Years Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same. At 45 Years I am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up. At 50 Years My daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage a single son. At 55 Years My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is one of his kind and unique. At 60 Years My daddy is great!!! Thus, it took 56 years to complete the ...

These questions are most asked questions in an interview....hope these would be useful to all the freshers in their pursuit ... 50 COMMON INTERVIEW QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS Review these typical interview questions and think about how you would answer them. Read the questions listed; you will also find some strategy suggestions with it. 1. Tell me about yourself: The most often asked question in interviews. You need to have a short statement prepared in your mind. Be careful that it does not sound rehearsed. Limit it to work-related items unless instructed otherwise. Talk about things you have done and jobs you have held that relate to the position you are interviewing for. Start with the item farthest back and work up to the present. 2. Why did you leave your last job? Stay positive regardless of the circumstances. Never refer to a major problem with management and never speak ill of supervisors, co-workers or the organization. If you do, you will be the one looking bad. Keep smil...

111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. Women blink nearly twice as much as men. Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. The average human swollows 8 spiders in their lifetime at night while they sleep. A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag. All of the cl...

The most important question for any human being in this world is "Who am I?" or in other words "Why I am in this world?Many theories and philosophies have been presented from different group of thoughts, from the beginning of this world up to the mean time. We are trying to explain the answer of above question in the light of preaching of Islam, under the guidance of Saints/ Sufi exegitists. Hadith-e-Qudsi (Pure/Jerusalem saying of God/Allah)) is: was a secret treasure, I wished to be recognized/acquaintained so I created creatures. From the personality/self of Allah to the lowest level three levels are of creature and three levels are of the personality of Allah. (Here word personality does not explain the exact meaning of but is used because only is found in the English diction.) Three levels of creature are as follow. Lowest level (where we are at the time being) is called Nasoot This means physical universe. Second/middle one is called Malakoot This means world o...

Take my hand and lead the way; tell me all you want to say. Whisper softly in my ear, all those things I want to hear. Kiss my lips and touch my skin; bring out passions deep within. Pull me close and hold me near; take away my pain and fear. In the darkness of the night, be my beacon, shine your light. In the brightness of the sun, show me that you are the one. Give me wings so I can fly; for I can soar when you're nearby. Enter my heart, break down the wall, it's time for me to watch it fall. I've been a prisoner, can't you see? Break my chains and set me free. Strip me of my armor tight; you'll find I won't put up a fight. Release my soul held deep within . . . I'm ready now, let love begin. "Sometimes you have not begun to speak and I am at the end of what you are saying"