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Enjoy 18 rules for life !!!

1. Pursue Achievable Goals 2. Keep Genuine Smiles 3. Share with Others 4. Help Thy Neighbors 5.Maintain a Youthful Spirit 6. Get Along with the Rich, the Poor, the Beautiful, &the Ugly 7. Keep Cool Under Pressure 8 . Lighten the Atmosphere with Humor 9. Forgive the Annoyance of Others 10. Have a Few Pals 11. Cooperate and Reap Greater Rewards 12. Treasure Every Moment with Your Love Ones 13. Have High Confidence in Yourself 14. Respect the Disadvantaged 15. Indulge Yourself Occasionally 16. Surf the Net at Leisure 17. Take Calculated Risks 18. Understand "Money Isn't Everything"

2% or 98% ...( GAME)

This is strange...can you figure it out? Are you the 2% or 98% of the population? Follow the instructions! NO PEEKING AHEAD! · Do the following exercise, guaranteed to raise an eyebrow. · There's no trick or surprise. · Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! · Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done eac! h of them ... really. · Now, scroll down (but not too fast, you might miss something.) Think of a number from 1 to 10 Multiply that number by 9 If the number is a 2-digit number, add the digits together Now subtract 5 Determine which letter in the alphabet corresponds to the number you ended up with (example: 1=a, 2=b, 3=c,etc.)

An Amazing Phenomenon

Amazing as it sounds, but fortunately for the Muslims of the world, it is an established fact. Have a look at a map of the world and you will find Indonesia on the eastern side of the earth. The major cities of Indonesia are Java, Sumatra, Borneo and Saibil. As soon as dawn breaks on the eastern side of Saibil, at approximately 5:30 am local time, Fajar Azaan begins. Thousands of Muazzins in Indonesia begin reciting the Azaan. The process advances towards West Indonesia. One and a half hours after the Azaan has been completed in Saibil, it echoes in Jakarta. Sumatra then follows suit and before this auspicious process of calling Azaan ends in Indonesia, it has already begun in Malaysia. Burma is next in line, and within an hour of its beginning in Jakarta, it reaches Dacca, the capital city of Bangladesh. After Bangladesh, it has already prevailed in western India, from Calcutta to Srinagar. It then advances towards Bombay and the environment of entire India resounds with this proclama

I ASKED GOD………………….

I asked God to take away my habit.* God said, No.* It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up.* I asked God to make my handicapped child whole.* God said, No.* His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary* I asked God to grant me patience.* God said, No.* Patience is a byproduct of tribulations; it isn't granted, it is learned.* I asked God to give me happiness.* God said, No.* I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you.* I asked God to spare me pain.* God said, No.* Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares and brings you closer to me.* I asked God to make my spirit grow.* God said, No.* You must grow on your own! , but I will prune you to make you fruitful.* I asked God for all things that I might enjoy life.* God said, No.* I will give you life, so that you may enjoy all things.* I asked God to help me LOVE others, as much as He loves me.* God said..*.Ahhhh, * finally you have Got the idea.

The System

Stereotypes painted across the world Brainwashed the new-borns for national security Take away their purity to install fake Patriotic men to discriminate minority... The system Our holy system! Evil is pronounced yet the angels declare war Blood spilled for a gallon of oil Men killed for the land of sand While Head of morons play monopoly toys The system Our holy system! Debt drowned the future generation We have to pay for someone else' sin No job available for rainbow union While majority gets the best skin The system Our holy system! We try We burn We fight We suffocate In this system In our holy system! You cannot beat the system for it'd always swallow you again and again until nothing is left.I cannot beat the system for it has swallowed me my body and hope drowned in the ditch. Pull my hair; feel the pleasure Cut my legs to stop my treasure Enjoy the burn before you're done Remember the end is where it all begun. I pray you are blessed with pure happiness, Xcite s

The Nokia 888 concept .......MIND BLOWING

The Nokia 888 concept transcends conventional design and allows you to morph into any design you wish, roll it, bend it, clip it, whatever. I think specs are peripheral to the topic here. We have all seen great innovation with Nokia's phone designs especially with the Nokia 7280 . Yanko Design features the Nokia 888 which is a lightweight communication device with a totally flexible form factor. What does that mean? you can roll it, you can make it a wrist band, you can straighten it, however you want it. The site mentions use of liquid battery and flexible touch screens for the concept. Lets wait and see ...

MY MAMA !!!! :(

When you were 1 year old, she fed you and bathed you. you thanked her by crying all the night. . When you were 2 years old, she taught you to walk. You thanked her by running away when she called. . When you were 3 years old, she made all your meals with love. You thanked her by tossing your plate on the floor. . When you were 4 years old, she walked you into school. You thanked her by screaming, "I'M NOT GOING" . When you were 5 years old, she dressed you for the holidays. You thanked her by looping into mud. . When you were 6 years old, she gave you some crayons. You thanked her by coloring Room walls. . When you were 7 years old, she bought you a ball. You thanked her by throwing it through the next-door-neighbor window . When you were 8, she came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked her by having your bedroom door locked. . When you were 12 years old, she warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked her by waiting until she left the house . When you

VERY INTERESTING AND INFORMATIVE

1 If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side 2 If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. 3 Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 4 Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it. 5 The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'. 6 The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal. 7 The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing. 8 The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night. 9 Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day. 10 The roar that we hear when we place a seashell nex

VERY INTERESTING AND INFORMATIVE

1 If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on your left side 2 If you stop getting thirsty, you need to drink more water. For when a human body is dehydrated, its thirst mechanism shuts off. 3 Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying. 4 Your tongue is germ free only if it is pink. If it is white there is a thin film of bacteria on it. 5 The Mercedes-Benz motto is 'Das Beste oder Nichts' meaning 'the best or nothing'. 6 The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal. 7 The pupil of the eye expands as much as 45 percent when a person looks at something pleasing. 8 The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night. 9 Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an average of 300 times a day. Adults only laugh 15 to 100 times a day. 10 The roar that we hear when we place a seashell nex

Applied Chemistry ...w.e.f january 2006

chemistryyyyy 10/2/2005 11:17 AM * What did one atom tell another? I think I lost an electron Are you sure? Yes, I'm positive. *A small piece of sodium which lived in a testube fell in love with a bunsen burner. "Bunsen! my flame! I melt whenever I see you" said the sodium. The bunsen burner replied :"It's just a phase you're going through". *Heisenberg is out for a drive when he's stopped by a traffic cop. The cop says: "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg replies: "No, but I know where I am". *A neutron walks into a bar; he asks the bartender: "How much for a drink?" The bartender looks at him and >> >>says: "For you, it's no charge". *Why did the white drink dissolve in water? >> >>- Because it was polar. *What do you call a tooth in a glass of water? >> >>- A one molar solution. *Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak? >> >>- Because

Qura'anic Wonders.

Dr. Tariq Al Swaidan might grasp your attention: Dr.Tarig Al Swaidan discovered some verses in the Holy Qur'an That mention one thing is equal to another, i.e. men are equal to women. Although this makes sense grammatically, the astonishing fact is that the number of times the word man appears in the Holy Qur'an is 24 and number of times the word woman appears is also 24, therefore not only is this phrase correct in the grammatical sense but also true mathematically, i.e. 24 = 24. Upon further analysis of various verses, he discovered that this is consistent throughout the whole Holy Qur'an where it says one thing is like another. See below for astonishing result of the words mentioned number of times in Arabic Holy Qur'an Dunia (one name for life) 115. Aakhirat (one name for the life after this world) 115 Malaika (Angels) 88 . Shayteen (Satan) 88 Life 145 ...... Death 145 Benefit 50 . Corrupt 50 People 50 .. Messengers 50 Eblees (king of devils)

Thin line between rumour & truth

Keep this philosophy in mind the next time you either hear, or are about to repeat a rumor. Phiosopher Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day he came upon an acquaintance who ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your students?" "Wait a moment," Socrates replied. "Before you tell me I'd like you to pass a little test. It's called the Triple Filter Test." "Triple filter?" "That's right," Socrates continued. "Before you talk to me about my student let's take a moment to filter what you're going to say. The first filter is Truth. Have you made absolutely sure that what you are about to tell me is true?" "No," the man said, "actually I just heard about it and..." "All right," said Socrates. "So you don't really know if it's true or not. Now let's try the second filter, the filter of Goodness. Is what you

Women!!!...damn good one...

In the world of romance, one single rule applies to the men: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played. Here is a guide to the point system: SIMPLE DUTIES You make the bed (+1) You make the bed, but forget the decorative pillow (0) You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets (-1) You go out to buy her what she wants (+5) In the rain (+8) But return with Beer (-5) You check out a suspicious noise at night (0) You check out a suspicious noise, and it is nothing (0) You check out a suspicious noise and it is something (+5) You pummel it with iron rod (+10) It's her pet (-10) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS You stay by her side the entire party (0) You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a college buddy (-2) Named Tina (-4) Tina is a dancer (-6) Tina has silicon implants (-80) HER BIRTHDAY You take he

THE MAYONNAISE JAR AND 2 CUPS OF COFFEE

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee... A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, wordlessly, he picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was. The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was. The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with a unanimous yes." The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effec

First gay 'marriage' in Pakistan reported in BBC

We share the pain of those who lost their love ones in the recent earthquake. This article reported in BBC news 5 days before the earthquake reminds me of the allegedly prostitution consented by parents in Indonesia before the Tsunami disaster. Sometimes calamities despite of its horrible effects can be a blessing when it can save the survivors from being infected or consumed by the existing disease of the society or the abhorred sin. God knows best, Allah ho alam. May we be forgiven of our sins, ameen. First gay 'marriage' in Pakistan A gay couple have become the first to get "married" in Pakistan, according to reports from the region. Witnesses said a 42-year-old Afghan refugee held a marriage ceremony with a local tribesman of 16 in the remote Khyber region bordering Afghanistan. Gay marriage is not legal in conservative Muslim Pakistan. On hearing of the wedding, a tribal council told the pair to leave the area or be killed for breaking religious and tribal &quo
Severe earthquake jolts and aftershocks continues till now in Northern Areas, Pakistan after a massive earthquake on October 8th 2005. Around 70,000-80,000 people are homeless and staying in tents or makeshift arrangement under subzero temperatures You can contribute by spending a few minutes of your spare time and sponsors will donate on your behalf to relief activities. Log on to http://donate-my-time.biz.ly/ and by spending 10 minutes you could contribute a lot. I have done by bit of donation, its your turn now. Please copy and forward this message to all your friends.

THE FINAL ANALYSIS

People are often unreasonable, Illogical and self-centered; Forgive them anyway. If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; Be kind anyway. If you are successful, you will win some false friends and some true enemies; Succeed anyway. If you are honest and frank, people may cheat you; Be honest and frank anyway. What you spend years building, some may destroy overnight; Build anyway. If you find serenity and happiness, they may be jealous; Be happy anyway. The good you do today, people will often forget tomorrow; Do good anyway. Give the world the best you have, and it may never be enough; Give the world the best you’ve got anyway. You see, in the final analysis, it is all between you and God; If was never between you and them anyway.

AMITABH BACHAN FAINTED DURING KBC-2 10/3/2005 12:06 AM

Here is something cheerful to start off your day. Cheers SUB: AMITABH BACHAN FAINTED DURING KBC-2 Santa Singh, a contestant in KBC-2 is on his 12th question Amitabh: Apka 12th question 25 lakh rupayon ke liye yeh raha apke samne.. Contestant Santa Singh is tensed. Amitabh: Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan...Film Star Abhishek Bachchan ke Pitaji ka Naam kya hai (with a smile on his face..)... aapke options hain&& Computer Screen: A. Amitabh Bachan B. Laloo Prasad Yadav C. Moh. Azharuddin D. General Perverz Musharaff. Santa, biting his nails and very tensely looking at the screen. Amitabh: Apka kya jawab hai ? ( He is quite sure that Santa will opt for A) but Santa is still confused. Amitabh: Apke pas do life line abhi bhi jeewit hain 50:50 and phone a friend Santa: I think it is Option-A but am not sure. Amitabh: Not sure... Hmmm Aap kya karna chahenge? Santa: I would like to use 50:50. Amitabh: Ok computer Ji, Santa Ji apni teesri life line 50:50 ka istemal karna chahte h

SHOULD HELP OTHERZZZZ

A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very small boy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street. However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him to reach. After watching the boy's efforts for some time, the priest moves closer to the boy's position. He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and, placing his hand kindly on the child's shoulder, leans over and gives the doorbell a sold ring. Crouching down to the child's level, the priest miles benevolently and asks, "And now what, my little man?" To which the boy replies, "Now we run!"

( From "...alOne ...")

You love me When YOU Were Only 5 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Asked Me: "What Is It?" When YOU Were 15 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Blushed.. YOU Look Down And Smile.. When YOU Were 20 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Put YOUR Head On My Shoulder And Hold My Hand.. Afraid That I Might Dissapear.. When YOU Were 25 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Prepare Breakfast And Serve It In Front Of Me, And Kiss My Forhead N Said : "YOU Better Be Quick, Is's Gonna Be Late.." When YOU Were 30 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Said: "If YOU Really Love Me, Please Come Back Early After Work.." When YOU Were 40 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Were Cleaning The Dining Table And Said: "Ok Dear, But It's Time For YOU To Help Our Child With His/Her Revision.." When YOU Were 50 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Were Knitting And YOU Laugh At Me.. When YOU Were 60 Yrs Old, I Said I Love YOU.. YOU Smile At Me.. When YOU Were 70 Yrs Old. I Said I Love YOU

WOMEN

By the time the Lord made woman, He was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?" And the Lord answered, "Have you seen my spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not plastic, Have over 200 movable parts, all replaceable. And able to run on diet coke and leftovers, Have a lap that can hold four children at one time, Have a kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart And she will do everything with only two hands." The angel was astounded at the requirements. "Only two hands!? No way! And that's just on the standard model? That's too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish." But I won't," the Lord protested. "I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can work 18 hour days." The angel moved closer and touched the woman. &qu

WHICH GROUP DO U BELONG..????????

Ramadan is the month of fasting, standing, generosity, self-evaluation, patience and the Qur’aan. Indeed there are many groups and paths regarding the month of Ramadan. Let’s see which group we belong to. The first group: is a group that sees Ramadan as a time of restrictions and preventions; a time of prohibitions from desires and lust. They do not comprehend the benefits of Ramadan. You will find them lazy and tired. They fast with great difficulties while continuing in backbiting, lying and other sins. They see the fast as nothing more than an obstacle in front of their desires. As for the second group: it is a group that sees the month of amadan as a month of food and drink. Most of their time is consumed going and coming from the grocery store purchasing food for themselves, families and guests. Ramadan doesn’t increase them except in appetite. We know that consuming lots of foods will cause fatigue and laziness. The worst thing that the sons of Adam can fill is their stomach

THINK POSIITIVE ...

Think Positive!! This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't always manage to do. I am thankful... 1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else. 2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets. 3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed. 4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends. 5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat. 6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine. 7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home. 8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech. 9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking

THINK POSIITIVE ...

Think Positive!! This is nice - finding positive out of every negative - which we don't always manage to do. I am thankful... 1. For the husband who snores all night, because he is at home asleep with me and not with someone else. 2. For my teenage daughter who is complaining about doing dishes, because that means she is at home & not on the streets. 3. For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed. 4. For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends. 5. For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat. 6. For my shadow that watches me work because it means I am out in the sunshine. 7. For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home. 8. For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech. 9. For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking

6 weeks , 6 months, 6 years

After mariage how couples behave ! Dating process: 6 weeks : I love U, I love U, I love U. 6 months : Of course I love U. 6 years : GOD, if I didn't love U, then why the hell did I propose? Back from Work: 6 weeks : Honey, I'm home. 6 months : BACK!! 6 years : What did your mom cook for us today?? Gifts: 6 weeks : Honey, I really hope you liked the ring. 6 months : I bought you a painting; it would fit the motif in the living room. 6 years : Here's the money. Buy yourself something. Phone Ringing: 6 weeks : Baby, somebody wants you on the phone. 6 months : Here, for you. 6 years : PHONE RINGING. Cooking: 6 weeks : I never knew food could taste so good! 6 months : What are we having for dinner tonight? 6 years : AGAIN!!!! Apology: 6 weeks : Honey muffin, don't you worry, Ill never hold this against you. 6 months : Watch out! Don't do it again. 6 years : What's not to understand about what I just said?? New Dress: 6 weeks : Oh my God, you look like an angel in t

Magic on mobile screen-must do

Just do it................. In your mobile phone, Go to write messages, Activate the dictionary Then cover your mobile screen with a paper And then type this number (without leaving any Spaces between them) 434680786709278464084630 Remove the paper and see...

The Difference between Strength & Courage

It takes strength to be firm. It takes courage to be gentle. It takes strength to stand guard. It takes courage to let down your guard It takes strength to conquer. It takes courage to surrender. It takes strength to be certain. It takes courage to have doubt. It takes strength to fit in. It takes courage to stand out. It takes strength to feel a friend's pain. It takes courage to feel your own pain. It takes strength to hide your own pains. It takes courage to show them. It takes strength to endure abuse. It takes courage to stop it. It takes strength to stand alone. It takes courage to lean on another. It takes strength to love. It takes courage to be loved. It takes strength to survive. It takes courage to live.

Bill Gates to Stay at World's Youngest MCP's Home in Pakistan

SEATTLE, Washington, July 17: Sitting down for a personal meeting with Bill Gates this week, 10-year-old Arfa Karim Randhawa asked the Microsoft founder why the company doesn't hire people her age. Under the circumstances, the question wasn't so unreasonable. Arfa, a promising software programmer from Faisalabad, Pakistan, is believed to be the youngest Microsoft Certified Professional in the world. The designation, given to outside experts who prove their ability to work with Microsoft technologies, has also been achieved by some teenagers. But it's far more common among adults seeking to advance their computer careers. Arfa received the certification when she was still 9, an impressive accomplishment in its own right, according to older programmers who have gone through the process. And others called it an encouraging sign of the continued emergence of women in a country where they have historically struggled to advance. The situation illustrates "another side"

Between Sanity and Insanity

1. There are two times when a man doesn't understand a woman. Before marriage and after marriage. . 2. Never believe in 'love at first sight'. It's always best to take a second look. . 3. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. . 4. Regular naps prevent old age... especially if you take them while driving. . 5. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! . 6. I believe we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried - but they wanted cash. . 7. A child's greatest period of growth is the month after you've purchased new school uniforms. . 8. Don't feel bad. A lot of people have no talent. . 9. Don't marry the person you want to live with, marry the one you cannot live without... but whatever you do, you'll regret it later. . 10. You can't buy love . . . but you pay heavily for it. . 11. Forgiveness is giving up my right to hate you for hurting me. . 12. Bad officials are

I wish I were a Child

I Wish I were a Child to o o o .......... Just smile at everybody........... have a nice sleep whereever i am and whenever i want........ forget about the past too easily............ never think of the future.............. be with whoever i want to be with............. spread the innocence all around........... make my neighbour envy....... dream about nothing................. blabber meaninglessly and be understood......... hit somebody still don't get them hurt........... not to dream about my girl much........ :) dance with my loved one........... tell someone i'm thinking of them............ listen to someone's heart.......... have no reason to exult........... be cared by............... explore every possibility to be nonsense, still make sense........ be with a freind always........... babble something to console a freind......... feel possessive of a freind............. weep in ignorance................ not to hold any grudge.......... spread loveliness.......

test your intelligence

Where was the first potato found? Ans: In the ground. 2. What comes down but never goes up? Ans: rain. 3. If three cats kill three rats in three minutes, how long will it take hundred cats to kill hundred rats? Ans: three minutes. 4. What can fly but has no wings? Ans: Time. sss 5. What always goes 2 sleeps wearing its shoes? Ans: Horse. 6. I m like a ribbon, tied by nature, across the sky, what m I? Ans: Rainbow. 7. How would u write nineteen that if one is taken out, then its remains twenty. Ans: XIX when one is taken out, its remains XX. 8. There were ten sparrows sitting on a tree. A hunter fired and tow of them fell dead. How many sparrows were left on the tree? Ans: Non. 9. Two sons and two fathers went hunting. They succeeded in hunting one pigeon each on counting it was found that they were only three pigeons. How is that ?? Ans: They were only three persons, son father and grandfather. 10. Which is the hardest key to turn? Ans: Donkey. 11. which part of Londo

Judge yourself..

Situation You are in a deep deep forest... as you walk on you saw an old hut standing there (1) What is the status of the door? (Opened/closed) You enter the hut and see a table... (2) What is the shape of the table? (Round/Oval/Square/Rectangle/Triangle) On top of the table there is a vase... in the vase there is water. (3) How much water is it filled up with? (Full/Half/Empty) (4) and what is the vase made of? [(Glass/porcelain/clay)(metal/plastic/wood)] You walk out of the hut... as you carry on your walk in the forest... you see a waterfall from far... there is water running down... (5) What is the speed of the water? (Choose a number ranging from 0 to 10) Some time after the waterfall... you step on something hard on the ground... as you look down... you see glistening gold in colour. You bend down and pick it up... it is a keychain chained with keys... (6) How many key /keys you see hanging on the keychain? (Choose a number ranging from 1 to 10) You walk on and on... trying to fi

Equations:

1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT 2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com. 3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896 4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan. 5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park. 6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song in Hindi movie. 7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality + own production company = Kajol 8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials. 9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Baneg a Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR. 10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan 11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan 12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda 13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan 14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt 15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol 16. One engagemen t + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham P

Uncounted Blessings

Whenever we gather together, The words are not easy to find, But love speaks a common language When people have ties that bind. We don't always say what we're feeling As often as families should; We don't count our blessings out loud, But somehow they're understood. We know that we're thankful for living With the comfort of each other's care; We're grateful for memories and stories, And the jokes that our family shares. We might leave a promise unspoken, But we know that we're loyal and true; We can count on companions through life, In the sunshine and shadows, too. We might show some special attention To a stranger, acquaintance, or guest, But we never forget in our hearts About those that we really love best. These blessings can never be counted Like money or gold dividends; They can only be shared as the love That exists when families are friends

ME........

I may not have a perfect personality, but I’m ME I may not be the most intelligent, but I’m ME I may not meet every challenge that comes along, but I’m ME I may not be “in,” but I’m ME ME is sensitive, ME is kind, ME is friendly, and ME is caring, ME is defensive, and ME is self-righteous. ME like who ME is for the personality, not for the physique. ME like who ME is for trying not for always succeeding, ME like who ME is for not trying to be perfect, ME like who ME is for choosing true friends. ME may make mistakes, and ME may love you very much, BUT ME can’t change for you, only for ME So please accept ME as ME.

Top 40 Richest people in Pakistan

. The Nishat Group Mian Muhammad Mansha Yaha is the captain of this splendid ship having around 30 companies on board. Mansha, who owns the Muslim Commercial Bank as well, is now setting up a billion rupee ($ 17 m) paper sack project too. He is one of the richest Pakistanis around. Nishat Group was country’s 15th richest family in 1970, 6th in 1990 and Number 1 in 1997. Mansha is on the board of nearly 50 companies. Chinioti by clan, Mansha is married to Yousaf Saigol’s daughter. He is deemed to have made investments in many bourses, currency and metal exchanges both within and outside Pakistan. He has had his share of luck on many occasions in life and has recently been awarded Pakistan’s highest civil award by President Musharraf. He could have bought the United Bank too, but then who doesn’t have adversaries. Nishat Group comprises of textiles, cement, leasing, insurance and management companies. If Mansha was bitten by Bhutto’s nationalization stint of 1970, his friends think he wa