Saturday, June 04, 2005

If the Titanic was made in India:

There would be 10 times as many people on the ship.

There would be a song with Kate Winslet in a white dress, singing in the rain.

By the end of the movie the hero would find his long lost mom, dad, sister and brother.

It would be a seven-and-half-hour movie with three intervals.

The movie would be called "Pyaar Kiya To Marna Kya".

The hero, heroine, his mom, dad, sister and brother
will float in the freezing cold water for days and yet...survive.

The villain will drown in the first drops of water.

The iceberg was sent by the heroine's father to teach the hero a lesson.

None of the people would float for long because of the saris.

The orchestra would play Raghupati Gaaghav Raaja Raam and ring gantees,
and a ray of light would come and transport the musicians to another ship.

And can you imagine how many times we would hear BACHAOOOO BACHAOOOO???

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