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An Indian dies and goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different Hell for each Country.
He scratches his head and thinks it would be best to check-out the American Hell first.

So he goes to the American Hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the American devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day."
The man does not like this treatment at all, so he moves on.
He checks out the Japanese, British, German, French, Canadian and also the Russian Hell. He discovers that they are all more or less the same.

Then he goes to the Indian Hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. He asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian
devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." Amazed he exclaims: "But that is exactly the same as all the other Hells!
Then why is there such a long line of people waiting to get in?"

"Because the maintenance is so bad that the electric chair does not work. Someone has stolen all the nails from the bed. And the devil is a former Government employee, who comes in, signs the register and then goes off for a 'break' to the canteen..."

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