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DESI SHAIRI..

Dekh kar noor-e-Taj bola Shah-jahan ka potaa,
> > > Dekh kar noor-e-Taj bola Shah-jahan ka potaa,
> > > Agar Daadi tu na hoti to yeh kharcha to na hotaa!!
> > >
> > >2. Taj-Mahal kya cheez hai,
> > > Issey badi imaarat banaunga,
> > > Mumtaz to markey dafan hui thi,
> > > Tujhey to mein zinda dafnaunga.
> > >
> > >3. Har kissi ke haath mein bik janey ko hum tayaar nahi
> > > Yeh mera dil hai terey shaher ka akhbaar nahi!!
> > >
> > >4. Unki gali ke chakkar lgaatey lgaatey
> > > Kuttey humare yaar ho gaye
> > > Vo to humare ho na sakke
> > > Magar hum kutton ke sardaar ho gaye.
> > >
> > >5. Saarey zamanay kay darr se mainay tumhari tasveer
> > > Bath room main chupaa rakhi hai.
> > >
> > > Deedaar ho bar bar
> > > Iseliye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai.
> > >
> > >6. Woh Hamarey Qabar Key Diye Se Cigarette Jala Kar chal Diye
> > > Baaqi Jo Tail Bacha Tha Usey Sar Par Laga Kar Chal Diye.
> > >
> > >7. Kitna Kamzor ho gaya hoon tumari judai se
> > > Kitna Kamzor ho gaya hoon tumari judai se
> > > Ke khatmal uthaa Ley jaate hein mujhe chaarpai sey.
> > >
> > >9. jawani key din chamkiley ho gaye
> > > Aur husn ke tewar nukiley ho gaye
> > > Hum izhaar karney mein thode dheeley ho gaye
> > > Aur unke haath peeley ho gaye.
> > >
> > >10. Aashiq paagal ho jaatey hein pyaar mein
> > > Jo kasar reh jaati hai vo puri ho jaati hai intezaar mein
> > > Magar yeh unki dilruba nahi samajhti
> > > Vo baith kar chali jaati hai kissi aur ki Car mein.
> > >
> > >11. Aa to sakta tha magar kuch kaam tha
> > > Terey liye mar to sakta tha magar zukaam tha.
> > >
> > >12. Apne Deewane par kyon itna zulm dhaatey ho
> > > Khwaab mein bhi apne Papa ko saath laatey ho!!!
> > >
> > >13. Ae dil kisi ki yaad mein rona fuzool hai
> > > Ye aansoo bade anmol hein inhe khona fuzool hai,
> > > Ro to unkey liye jo tumpe nisaar hein
> > > Unke liye kya ronaa jinkey aashiq hazaar hein.
> > >
> > >WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH!!!!!!!!
> > >
> > >Adaab Arz.
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> > >
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