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Funny SMS Shayri..

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U??????
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If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...
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Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U
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Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
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Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua
to rab se sikayat hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya halat hogi!!!
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I have the "I",I have the "L",I have the "O",I have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I have "U"?
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True friends are those
Who Care without hasitation,
Remember without Limitation,
Forgive without any Explanation,
and Love even with little Communication!!!
The Golden words are "Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r crying does not deserve your tears
and the person who deserves it will never let u cry!!
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What is sweet but not Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Improves with time but not Wine???
Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
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Har koi pyar ke liye tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi hota hai.
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai!
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u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
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I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will be transfered to a surgery room.
The doctor told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
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If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.
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My cell phone loves it when u sms: its little face lights up, bursts in to beeps and has ur name written all over it. I think u should sms more often, i think it likes u!
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Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd hoti hai
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
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When i am not messaging u it does not mean that i have forgotten u, i am just giving u time to MISS ME!!
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Aap jaise log hume kuch khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke pass rakte hai
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Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much for u, so here is a shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
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5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
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Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a second without u, if u r not there i am dead oye hello i am talking about OXYGEN
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.....the Heart Beat of my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
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VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U....
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Sweet candies are nice to eat
Sweet words are easy to say
but, sweet ppl are hard to find
OH MY GOD! how did u find me
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