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Peter bought a butter, The butter Peter bought was bitter, So Peter Bought A better butter, To make the bitter butter better. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, and chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Which witch wished which wicked wish? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ She sells sea shells by the sea shore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells. ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ A flea and a fly flew up in a flue. Said the flea, "Let us f

This is a must read, already a few people come to mind who fit the bill, including self! You know you are Asian when......... * When you tell your parents you got 98%, and they ask you what happened to the other two percent. (Yeah, what happened? You swear you will never do it to your kids...lets wait & see!) * There is a sale on any item, you buy 100 of them. (& ask your friends why they have'nt done it so far...) * You make tea in a saucepan. ( when questioned, you say what else is there?) * You never buy garbage bags, but use your saved grocery bags for it. ( Recycle? Privately you know you are saving dollars!) * You put your clothes in suitcases instead of wardrobes. (and then stow it high near the ceiling...) * You have a 'Singer Brother' sewing machine at home. (some with the foot pedal yet) * Your mother has a minor disagreement with her sister and doesn't talk to her for ten years. (each waiting for the other to start) * You call an

A Book that is full of answers, A Book that makes you cry. A Book that makes you notice, How much harder you can try. A Book that makes you realize, What true love really is... A Book that gives you direction, for all of life’s tough biz. A Book that gives you hope, that Someone somewhere is watching over you. A Book that helps you out, Through all the times your blue. A Book that was revealed to our beloved Prophet (SAWS), over a period of 23 years Once you put faith into this Book, You can handle worldly fears. A gift sent down from Heaven, A treasure from above, Written proof that shows us How blessed we are with Allah(SWT’s) love!

It was the first day of school and a new student, the son of a Japanese businessman, Toshiba, entered the fourth grade. The teacher greeted the class and said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history." Who said "Give me Liberty,or give me death?" She saw only a sea of blank faces, except for that of Toshiba, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775," said the boy. "Now," said the teacher, "who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth?" Again, no response except from Toshiba, "Abraham Lincoln, 1863." The teacher snapped at the class, "You should be ashamed. Toshiba, who is new to our country, knows more about it than you do." As she turned to write something on the blackboard, she heard a loud whisper: "Damned Japanese." "Who said that?" she demanded. Toshiba put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982," he said. At that point,

"I've been wearing this to school for two years, and all of a sudden I'm a bad student" ... Yasamin Alttahir has accused her school of cultural insensitivity. Photo: Sahlan Hayes When Yasamin Alttahir started wearing her mantoo to school more than two years ago, fellow Muslims congratulated her on the strength of her faith. But the body-length religious tunic has since landed the high achiever in trouble with her principal at Auburn Girls High, Sharon Ford. After disobeying Ms Ford's orders to stop wearing the mantoo in March, the 17-year-old Shiite Muslim from Smithfield was this week put on detention. Yasamin, who is in year 11, had drawn up a petition of more than 100 signatures from students, parents and members of her community supporting her case, but to no avail. She has accused the school of cultural insensitivity and says Ms Ford at one stage threatened her with suspension for continually breaching the school's uniform code and told her, "Well, h

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"Never give in! Never give in! Never, never, never. Never -- in anything great or small, large or petty -- never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not to win but to take part, just as the most important thing in life is not the triumph but the struggle. The essential thing is not to have conquered but to have fought well. "Citius, Altius, Fortius" [Faster, Higher, Stronger] "Recognition is the greatest motivator." Five minutes of today are worth as much to me, as five minutes in the next millennium. Let us be poised, and wise, and our own, today. Men who for truth and honor's sake Stand fast and suffer long. Brave men who work while others sleep, Who dare while others fly... They build a nation's pillars deep And lift them to the sky. "Motivation is everything. You can do the work of two people, but you can't be two people. Instead, you have to i

"Never give in! Never give in! Never, never, never. Never -- in anything great or small, large or petty -- never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense." The most important thing in the Olympic Games is not to win but to take part, just as the most important thing in life is not the triumph but the struggle. The essential thing is not to have conquered but to have fought well. "Citius, Altius, Fortius" [Faster, Higher, Stronger] "Recognition is the greatest motivator." Five minutes of today are worth as much to me, as five minutes in the next millennium. Let us be poised, and wise, and our own, today. Men who for truth and honor's sake Stand fast and suffer long. Brave men who work while others sleep, Who dare while others fly... They build a nation's pillars deep And lift them to the sky. "Motivation is everything. You can do the work of two people, but you can't be two people. Instead, you have to i

• 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321 • The phrase "rule of thumb" is derived from and old English law which stated that you couldn't beat your wife with anything wider than your thumb. • Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand. • Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot. • If you keep a Goldfish in the dark room, it will eventually turn white. • Women blink nearly twice as much as men. • Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left handed people do. • The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it. • The average human swollows 8 spiders in their lifetime at night while they sleep. • A rhinoceros horn is made of compacted hair. • It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. • In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak. • The longest one-syllable word in the English language is "screeched." • On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an Am

[.] Mobilink was expected to launch their new Tariff rates on the last Monday (30th May, 2005) but till now they are silent. [.] Warid Tel will be reducing their rates the very next day Mobilink reduces their rates. They are waiting for Mobilink to make changes and as soon as Mobilink change its rates Warid Tel will reduce their too. [.] Mobilink & Warid Tel had an agreement on reducing Inter-connect charges between each other. [.] Mobilink Mobile Fair to be held from 3rd June to 7th June of 2005 at Polo Club (Race Course), Golf Lane, GOR 1. Lahore [.] You can win special prizes on the Mobile Fair. [.] It is expected that Mobilink may be introducing its new rates on the Mobile Fair, tomorrow [.] Warid is charging a lot of Hidden Charges. Like Rs.50/month on prepaid users for the VAS (Wap/GPRS/MMS/VoiceMail/etc.) then it again charges us separately (Rs.3 per transaction) for using any of the service. Ufone and Telenor does not charge any monthly charges, they just charge for using

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Today when I signed online, I was happy and pleased to see. That in my incoming mail, Was a letter from you to me. I love the cards you send me And all of the giggles too! But the biggest thrill of all, Was seeing it came from you. Now we don't talk that much So letters and cards say it all. But I want you to know they're special No matter how big or small. So keep the e-mail coming I love it ever so much. And know its really appreciated, Whenever you keep in touch!

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ''Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10." Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing. After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: "You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks." Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool

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A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and that he is going to get married. He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry." The mother agrees. The next day, he brings three beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while. He then says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry." She immediately replies, "The one on the right." "That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?" The Indian mother replies, "It is simple, I don't like her."

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, it's raining heavily, when suddenly you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for a bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about. Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing very well that there could only be one passenger in your car? Think before you continue reading... .... .... ..... ..... ...... ......... ....... This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. * You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; * or you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. * However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again. The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. Guess what wa

I would have gone to bed when I was sick instead of pretending the Earth would go into a holding pattern if I weren't there for the day. I would have burned the pink candle sculpted like a rose before it melted in storage. I would have talked less and listened more. I would have invited friends over to dinner even if the carpet was stained, or the sofa faded. I would have eaten the popcorn in the "good" living room and worried much less about the dirt when someone wanted to light a fire in the fireplace. I would have taken the time to listen to my grandfather ramble about his youth. I would have shared more of the responsibility carried by my husband. I would never have insisted the car windows be rolled up on a summer day because my hair had just been teased and sprayed. I would have sat on the lawn with my grass stains. I would have cried and laughed less while watching television and more while watching life. I would never have bought anything just because it was pra

I asked Allah to take away my habit. > > llah said, No. > > It is not for me to take away, but for you to give it up. > > > > I asked Allah to make my handicapped child whole. > > Allah said, No. > > His spirit is whole, his body is only temporary > > > > I asked Allah to grant me patience. > > Allah said, No. > > Patience is a byproduct of tribulations; > > it isn't granted, it is learned. > > > > I asked Allah to give me happiness. > > Allah said, No. > > I give you blessings; Happiness is up to you. > > > > I asked Allah to spare me pain. > > Allah said, No. > > Suffering draws you apart from worldly cares > > and brings you closer to me. > > > > I asked Allah to make my spirit grow. > > Allah said, No. > > You must grow on your own! , > > but I will prune you to make y

When you feel unlovable, unworthy and unclean, when you think that no one can heal you, Remember, Friend, God Can. When you think that you are unforgivable for your guilt and your shame Remember, Friend, God Can. When you think that all is hidden and no one can see within Remember, Friend, God Can. And when you have reached the bottom And you think that no one can hear Remember my dear Friend God Can. And when you think that no one can love the real person deep inside of you Remember my dear Friend, God Does.

Sunsaan sarak k sookhay hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue Pattay Pay Baithay Hue bhoot Kay Pair Say Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay Beemar Bacteria............HOW R U?????? ***************************************************************** If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!... ***************************************************************** Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada... Mithai main sweet say zyaada...Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOV U ***************************************************************** Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be one heart that would always beat for you You know Whose??? your Own Stupid!!! ***************************************************************** Tum sa koi dusara zameen par hua to rab se sikayat hogi.... Ek to jhe

Dekh kar noor-e-Taj bola Shah-jahan ka potaa, > > > Dekh kar noor-e-Taj bola Shah-jahan ka potaa, > > > Agar Daadi tu na hoti to yeh kharcha to na hotaa!! > > > > > >2. Taj-Mahal kya cheez hai, > > > Issey badi imaarat banaunga, > > > Mumtaz to markey dafan hui thi, > > > Tujhey to mein zinda dafnaunga. > > > > > >3. Har kissi ke haath mein bik janey ko hum tayaar nahi > > > Yeh mera dil hai terey shaher ka akhbaar nahi!! > > > > > >4. Unki gali ke chakkar lgaatey lgaatey > > > Kuttey humare yaar ho gaye > > > Vo to humare ho na sakke > > > Magar hum kutton ke sardaar ho gaye. > > > > > >5. Saarey zamanay kay darr se mainay tumhari tasveer > > > Bath room main chupaa rakhi hai. > > > > > > Deedaar ho bar bar > > > Iseliye julaab ki goli kha rakhi hai. >

Atom Bomb: An invention made to end all inventions. Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early. Cigarette: A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other. Classic: A book which people praises, but do not read. College: A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing. Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together. Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. Criminal: A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught. Dictionary: A place where divorce comes before marriage. Diplomat: A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually looks forward to the trip. Divorce: Future tense of marriage. Do

Ajeeb larka hoon khud ko jalaana chahtaa hoon May khud ko rakh ker kaheen bhool jana chahtaa hoon Mere naseeb ki khushiyaan bhi kab mili mujh ko Bas ab to umer bher aansoo bhana chahtaa hoon Najanay kitni mohabbat hai ranj-o-ghum se mujhey Koi bhee dard ho dil may chupana chahtaa hoon Baha baha ke ye aasnoo bikhar chuka hoon bahut Simat ke zaat may ab muskurana chahtaa hoon Jisay eik umer dil mai chupa ke rakha hai Wo raaz aaj may sab ko batana chahtaaa hoon Wahee hay yaad jo acha kaha hay logon ne Baqi saaray sitam bhool jana chahtaa hoon Mujhe zamanay ne pathar samjh liya hai mager Mai eik larka hoon sab ko batana chahtaa hoon Jo mujh se rooth chuki hain zamanay ki khushiyaan To may bhee un khushiyoon se rooth jana chahtaa hoon Koi to ho jo lagaye mujhay seenay se Kisi ko mai bhee apnay ghum sunana chahtaa hoon Tu apnay dil ke her eik dar ko khool day Mai dard ban ker teray dil mai aana chahtaa hoon

Sardar-why r all these people running? Man- This is a race, the winner will get the cup. Sardar-If only the winner will get the cup, why r others running? ---------------- Teacher: "I killed a person" convert this sentence into future tense. Sardar: The future tense is "u will go to jail". ---------------- Sardarji was filling up application form for a job. He was not sure as to what to be filled in column "Salary Expected". After much thought he wrote : Yes! ---------------- Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: It"s already raining. Sardar: So what? take an umbrella and go. ---------------- ---------------- Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket. Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax. Angry Sardar: "Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.! ---------------- Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver U This Packet Sardar:- why did u come so far. Instead u could have posted it.... ---------------- Sardar's wish

A Teacher lecturing on population - In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid. A Sardar stands up- we must find & stop her!. ----------------

Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God. - Leo Buscaglia All men who have achieved great things have been great dreamers. - Orison Swett Marden Do it trembling if you must, but do it ! The past cannot be changed, the future is still in your power. - Hugh White A champion is someone who gets up, even when they can't. - Natalie Rogers - You are never given a wish without being given the power to make it come true. Don't let today's disappointments cast a shadow on tomorrow's dreams.

This incident happened recently in Delhi and we need to be even more careful everywhere. A woman went boating one Sunday, taking with her some cans of coke. On Monday she was taken into ICU and on Wednesday she died. The autopsy revealed a certain germ Leptospira caused by the can of coke from which she had drunk, not using a glass. A test showed that the can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease Leptospirosis. Rat urine contains toxic and deadly substances. It is recommended to clean the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them as they have been  stocked in warehouses and transported straightthe shops without being cleaned. A study in Spain showed that the tops of soda cans are more contaminated than public toilets i.e. full of germs and  bacteria. So to wash them with water is advised before making any contact with mouth to avoid any kind of fatal accident. Remember to always use a glass or a straw and pass this on to everyone you care about. Take Ca

Winning isn't everything. But wanting to win is.    You would achieve more, if you don't mind who gets the credit.    When everything else is lost, the future still remains.    Don't fight too much. Or the enemy would know your art of war.    The only job you start at the top is when you dig a grave.    If you don't stand for something, you'll fall for everything.    If you do little things well, you'll do big ones better.    Only thing that comes to you without effort is old age.    You won't get a second chance to make the first impression.    Only those who do nothing do not make mistakes.    Never take a problem to your boss unless you have a solution.    If you are not failing you're not taking enough risks.    Don't try to get rid of bad temper by losing it.    If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.    Those who don't make mistakes usually don't make anything    There are two kinds of failures. Those who think and

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An Indian dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different Hell for each Country. He scratches his head and thinks it would be best to check-out the American Hell first. So he goes to the American Hell and asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the American devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day." The man does not like this treatment at all, so he moves on. He checks out the Japanese, British, German, French, Canadian and also the Russian Hell. He discovers that they are all more or less the same. Then he goes to the Indian Hell and finds that there is a very long line of people waiting to get in. He asks "What do they do here?" He is told "First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. Then the Indian devil comes in and whips you for the r

ARIES Your friendship must be warm and on the level. Let me put it this way, You are a fine friend and a formidable foe. With Aries, things are never done by halves. Aries expects total devotion and sincerity in friendship. In turn, he/she extends a loving and strong hand. TAURUS A good friend, though not a particularly brilliant one. Many times,family members and close relatives end up as friends. Yes, a Taurean can give himself/herself freely with time, and money, and practical advise.The Taurean likes friends, to be happy and in comfort. The Taurean hates to lose a friend, as the attachment is strong, and will often go out of the way to maintain a relationship. Taurean can be patient, persuasive,persistent with friends. GEMINI An amusing friend and according to me a good one. Gemini can return love,responds beautifully to a little appreciation. Gemini often feels-but wrongly so-that others don't do enough for him/her. You're young at heart, you could b

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends... Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here ? Answer:- Don' u know, I sell tickets in black over here.. 2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet... Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt ? Answer:- No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia.....why don't you try again. 3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people ask... Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people. Answer:- Why ? Would it rather have been you ? 4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter Stupid Question:- Is the "Butter Paneer Masala" dish good ?? Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it. 5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years... Stupid Question:- Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big. Answer:- Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself. 6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask... Stupid Question:

Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool 1. You can stare at any Girl....... 2. You don't have to spend money on her. 3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers. 4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing. 5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u. 6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy. 7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring. 8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u. 9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore. 10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life. 11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop\place. 12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them. 13. You wont have